Can’t We All Get Along
How many times a day are you called an “idiot”? If you work in customer service for the local cable company the number must at least be in the teen’s, roughly akin to the same total that the 17 year old customer service rep at the local megamart gets when he has no idea where the cheese isle is. I have another job where that term is bandied about frequently, and that is the profession of “sports writer.”
I probably hear ‘you’re an idiot” about 10 to one over “you’re really a great writer.” Honestly, it might be even worse than that (I’m not adding any hyperbole here, I’m being legit). Look I get it, sometimes we all write and say dumb things, but for some reason people feel particularly open to hurl insults when (a) they don’t have to face you and (b) they don’t have all the facts. Let’s take my case for example.
I tried to count how many words I have written during my “career,” and a rough guess is at least six million. Think about that. On an average day I write about 6,000 words, six grand (that is published stuff and doesn’t speak to the voluminous emails and instant messages that I also handle). Is it possible that at some point in that race to six thousand that I will make a mistake? There certainly is. Moreover, is there a chance I might write something that really doesn’t hit the spot? Of course. However, that’s an awful lot of words each day to be 100 percent accurate on. Add in the videos I do, and the daily hour podcast I co-host with Kyle Elfrink called the The Fantasy Buffet (it’s live each morning from 8-9 AM PST), and that is a whole lot of my words floating around in some form. If I only screw up one percent of the time, an admirable goal for anyone, that means I’m writing some sort of nonsense at about 15,000 words over the course of the year. I know that is a massive amount of idiotic words, but a 99 percent success rate would still be a level that anyone would take with a huge smile, would they not?
Am I whining here? Possibly, though if you have read my stuff for any appreciable amount of time you will know that I’m certainly not one who does this very often. I’m also more than willing to admit when I make a mistake or do/say something really stupid (just ask my friends, I’m apologizing all the time). It just gets to be a little old to constantly hear all the negatives that are hurled at me and my co-workers on a daily basis.
Here are some suggestions for you all.
(1) Realize we all make mistakes. Point them out, but don’t attack us and hurl bombs at us – we aren’t in Congress.
(2) If we make a mistake, point it out constructively. If I write someone hit 35 homers and it was really 25, just send a note of clarification.
(3) If you are going to be a moron yourself, don’t waste our time. We all read everything that is sent our way, so don’t force us to read crap that has no value to it.
(4) Don’t forget to tell me to go to hell every once in a while. j/k
So here is a standing statement from me.
I’m sorry when I screw up.
I’m sorry if I say/write something that doesn’t make sense.
I’m sorry if you hate my guts.
As for those of you that enjoy any writers work, drop them a line and let them know. On the Fanball Sports Network you can leave a comment at the end of every story. It won’t take much time, just a ‘hey, I really like your stuff’ to bring a smile to all the writers faces. Just that little bit can make someone’s day, a worthy return on all the effort the writers put into keeping you all informed with the latest, and best, information they can.
I’m getting off my soap box. Now where did I put that copy of Anchorman that I was going to watch tonight?
For those of you who would like to read some actual sports analysis, here are a couple of links for you.
The Power-Play: The top-50 players in the NHL.
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