The Weekend is Here

May 28th, 2010 | by Ray Flowers |

50-Cent

I’ve got a date on Saturday with a pretty lady friend. She is coming over for dinner, so if you have any suggestions on what I should make to impress her – I’ve already thought of SPAM and a vat of wine so you don’t have to suggest those – let me know in the Comments section below.

Wait a second, this is a baseball website, right? Sorry about that.

* Mike Aviles is hitting .341 in 70 at-bats. Yeah, good job Royals for sending him down to the minors so you could give at bats to Chris Getz (.188) and Yuniesky Betancourt (.280, .301 OBP).

* Ryan Dempster will defer money so that the Cubs can try to improve their team. (1) Dempster is set to make $12.5 million this season. He will defer $3 million of that at “little or no interest” according to Ken Rosenthal. (2) Good for him. I mean when you’re making millions of duckets a year, why not defer a few bucks if it helps the team? If you can’t live off $9.5 million a year you are seriously in need of an adjustment – even if you are 50 Cent. If you didn’t notice that the picture above was 50 Cent by the way, you lose your street cred completely.

* Jacoby Ellsbury is back on the DL with continued pain in his side and there seems to be some growing animosity between the two sides. Ellsbury feels that the team completely misdiagnosed his injury which has led to all the problems and whispers that he wasn’t tough enough to play through pain. All I know is that he is killing fantasy owners with a mere nine games played this season. And don’t think we “experts” don’t know how you feel. On one of my teams this year I had Ellsbury, Joe Nathan who didn’t throw one pitch, Lance Berkman who missed weeks with his knee injury, Josh Beckett who has been awful and is now out with a back condition and Brian Roberts who has all of 14 at-bats this season. Yeah, it doesn’t get much worse than that does it?

* Adam Jones had an interesting experience when he was detained for hours when the Orioles went to Canada to face the Blue Jays. Apparently they thought he was a hoodlum. Perhaps they thought he was NFL player Pacman Jones? Newsflash – the easy way to tell if it was Pacman would be to have a hot stewardess walk by and see if he started “making it rain.”

* From the oddity file. Jay Bruce has a .247 career batting average with a homer every 19.2 ABs. The past three weeks he is hitting .328 with one homer in 67 at-bats. Go figure.

* Will Ohman has three saves in a career that spans 7+ big league seasons. He is now the primary closer in Baltimore.

* Grady Sizemore is still seeing specialist about his knee injury. The more doctors he visits the more likely it is that he is hearing information that he doesn’t really like, or worse yet, there is a disagreement amongst doctors as to what the best course of action would be. We should hear over the weekend what the plan is, but I’m starting to give some serious thought to the position that Sizemore may have played his last game in 2010. Who would have thought back in March that Carlos Beltran and Sizemore, combined, wouldn’t suit up for 162 games in 2010? Sure looks like it might happen at this point.

* My Jed Wars team is about ready to get medieval on some fools. I’ve got Derek Holland who was recently recalled, Chris Tillman who is on the verge of his first appearance with the Orioles and Daniel Hudson who should replace a useless Freddy Garcia at some point in the near future in Chicago. If two of those three hit – in addition to Wade Davis who is also on my squad – I’m gonna have a killer AL-only staff. Can you imagine if this was a keeper league?

By Ray Flowers

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6 Responses to “The Weekend is Here”

  1. By Parker Raffles on May 28, 2010

    You’re super classy, so I’m thinking Boones Farm and Vienna Sausages with a cherry/port reduction. By the way, your site says “Spam Protection by WP-SpamFree”, so I think SPAM may be out of the question. -Parker

  2. By Jim on May 30, 2010

    It’s now Sunday, but I trust you haven’t let her out of your apartment — I mean, she can’t find her car keys — I mean, she’s still cleaning the wounds you received when you launched a Bud bottle at the TV that was NOT televising the Sharks in the Finals — I mean, she really wants to linger in your golden radiance.

    It is time for dessert, Ray! Nothing goes with Vienna sausages and Boone’s Farm like some beef jerky, straight up.

  3. By Eric on May 30, 2010

    Where were you on the buster posey call up. boy let me down on that one ray i sure could have used a catcher like him. Hope she was worth it

  4. By Ray Flowers on May 30, 2010

    Eric-

    Posey may or may not be up for good. If he hits .300+ sure he’ll stick, but the Giants beat writer for the San Jose Mercury thinks Posey could be sent back down in two weeks if DeRosa and Renteria are back from the DL. Here is the link:

    @extrabaggs – http://ht.ly/1RAVN – #sfgiants

  5. By Ray Flowers on May 30, 2010

    Jim-

    How about turkey jerky? That still works right?

    I let her go home… though of course she wanted to stay.

  6. By Eric on May 31, 2010

    Thanks for taking the time and answering. You ever need some help on something just ask buddy.

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